Beyond the OFNOGS…

whistle.jpgWhistler’s Great-Grandfather
Whether he emits his high-pitched atonal renditions of 1940’s pop hits for echolocation or merely to block out the voices in his head, this guy just won’t shut up with the mindless whistling.   His complete lack of awareness of the musical scale dovetails nicely with his complete lack of volume control. From the entrance to the locker room all the way to the showers, no one amongst the early morning crowd is spared his daily, relentless performance.

screaming.jpgThe Screaming Peacocks
A small tight-knit group of balding, oddly-shaped-but-muscular male humanoids dominates the free weight benches in the afternoon.  Completely lacking “indoor voices” and a sense of “no means no”, they terrify every woman they attempt to pick up.  Repeated rejection only seems to exacerbate their preening and strutting behavior, and dropping 60-pound dumbbells from chest height onto the rubber matted floor is just their subtle way of saying “Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!”

More to come (unfortunately)!